“I see you there, staring at me! You couldn't help yourself, could you? I can't say that I blame you. A gorgeous puppy like me deserves to be admired by all! My name is Duke, and puppies like me are a rare find. Can't you just see you and me together? We will be the envy of everyone that sees us. I am so excited about us becoming best friends. Oh, I just can't wait to give you one of my famous puppy kisses. You better hurry and inquire about me now, before someone else does. I don't want to go home with anyone else except you!”