Are you looking for a new baby? Or a new sibling to any two-legged children? I’d like to present my resume for the position. I think I’d be the perfect candidate! I’m noble of heart and gentle of spirit. I promise to love you and the rest of the fam, whether they have four legs or two, all the days of my life. Not to brag, but around my parts, I am a pretty big deal! I constantly hear how cute I am, and lots of awws and cooing are fanned over me. But I’m ready to spread my wings (if I had wings that is, I’m pretty sure I only have paws) and take a permanent position in your family!